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Greenwash - The Musical 🎶
Greenwash is an up-to-the minute comedy about sex, lies and global warming.
When an oil executive catches her vandalising his company’s HQ building, in today’s London, Theta has a chance to name and shame him and bring him down; but when Gaia - a magical human form - tells the adversaries of the future of the planet, Theta has to let go of her hatred, befriend her adversary and work together before the world temperature rises by 2 degrees.
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Starring
Mike Rowe-Plastic MBE (He/Him)
Mike Rowe-Plastic MBE (He/Him)
Mike Rowe-Plastic MBE (He/Him)
As the Chief ESG Officer at World Petroleum, he plays the arch villain - the Eco-enemy. He might look harmless, but his environmental credentials are terrible, harming the turtles and dolphins and making our fish and chips taste plasticy.
Heidi Grunberg (She/Her)
Mike Rowe-Plastic MBE (He/Him)
Mike Rowe-Plastic MBE (He/Him)
Heidi is the Scandinavian eco-warrior, but she is confused. She loves the planet. She is looking for love. Will she find it?
Rupert Pressman (He/Him)
Mike Rowe-Plastic MBE (He/Him)
Rt Hon Polly Tikka MP (She/Her)
He controls what you learn about the environment. We need him onside. What are his motives?
Rt Hon Polly Tikka MP (She/Her)
Rt Hon Polly Tikka MP (She/Her)
Rt Hon Polly Tikka MP (She/Her)
The Minister for the Environment - she is in charge of the Environment Agency. Can she be bought? What is her price?
Gaia Battenberg (They/Them)
Rt Hon Polly Tikka MP (She/Her)
Gaia Battenberg (They/Them)
They've arrived to save the planet
Frau Deceitmann (She/Her)
Rt Hon Polly Tikka MP (She/Her)
Gaia Battenberg (They/Them)
The CEO of UX Autos, she has a great technological solution that apparently reduces her vehicles’ emissions.
Daisy (It/Its)
Dr Unni Versity (She/Her)
Dr Unni Versity (She/Her)
An innocent accomplice in global warming
Dr Unni Versity (She/Her)
Dr Unni Versity (She/Her)
Dr Unni Versity (She/Her)
A world-renowned expert on climate change, her team of academics are getting hot under the collar over the validity of their calculations.
Hal Sore (He/Him)
Dr Unni Versity (She/Her)
Dean Nyer (He/Him)
A respected ex-politician, he regularly flies to COP meetings, to argue for emissions reduction.
Dean Nyer (He/Him)
Auntie Chantie (She/Her)
Dean Nyer (He/Him)
He is not convinced there is a problem - it’s fake news.
Auntie Chantie (She/Her)
Auntie Chantie (She/Her)
Auntie Chantie (She/Her)
Chantie will put a spell on the love story. Make sure you’re on the right side of her.
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